Grasshopper Cell Food

As Dr. Joel Wallach, three-time nominee for the Nobel Prize in Medicine, put it in his landmark essay „Dead Doctors Don’t Lie”: in order to live to one hundred and twenty years, we need six vitamins, three essential fatty acids, a complete set of twenty-two amino acids, a variety of antioxidants, and seventy-eight micro- and macro-elements derived from the earth, not from a factory.

And thus the word became flesh—the latest, unique liquid dietary supplement called Grasshopper Cell Food was created.

Until now, many of us have bought individual supplements, which meant that fulfilling the basic plan required taking thirty to fifty capsules a day, at an astronomical cost if quality was the priority. Unfortunately, many people choose cheap supplements that produce the opposite effect to the intended one. One such example, far removed from its natural form, is vitamin B6, which is necessary for thinning bile and, consequently, for better fat digestion and the effective removal of toxins.
In most supplements, you will find a chemical form of vitamin B6 called B6 HCl. Meanwhile, the only form recognized by the body is the methylated and active form. This vitamin B6 is called P5P.
It is worth knowing that all methylated B-complex vitamins—whether vitamin B1, B2, or B12—play an important role in blocking the so-called „bad genes” inherited from our ancestors. If doctors knew this and B vitamins in the proper form were available, many patients would not hear from their doctor that „nothing can be done” about a given condition because it is genetic.
And we could multiply such examples—for every vitamin and most minerals. Since these artificial forms have been on the market for more than thirty years, there are known cases where long-term use sometimes leads to partial or complete organ failure, with cirrhosis of the liver being an extreme example.
The demand for genuine, bioavailable vitamins and minerals at an affordable price motivated us to find a laboratory that would create a new, universal supplement. Such a supplement would not only nourish, strengthen, and rebuild, but also cleanse and provide a daily dose of everything necessary for basic vital functions.
More and more weight-loss diets are appearing on the market. Meanwhile, acidification of the body is the main cause of gaining weight, especially around the abdomen and hips. The body must build more fatty tissue in order to store acidic waste residues there, which would otherwise damage vital organs such as the kidneys, heart, or brain—without which life is impossible. Moreover, an acidified body ages much faster, as delicate collagen fibers break down under the influence of an acidic environment. We lose energy and muscle, and look much older—unlike those who supplement alkaline minerals and regularly remove acidity and toxins from the body.
Alkalizing the body, on the other hand, is not a simple matter. Anyone can check this by taking a pH test of their first morning urine. The problem is that nowadays, due to the lack of crop rotation, short growing seasons, and poor production practices (focused mainly on profit), there has been a measurable decline in the nutritional value of vegetables and fruits—by as much as eighty percent in some cases! Yet they are the body's source, providing all the vitamins, minerals, and enzymes necessary to activate basic vital functions.
This is why so many companies producing vitamins and minerals have emerged, but their quality—or rather lack of quality—can be alarming. The American almanac „Comparative Guide to Nutrition Supplements” scientifically proves that out of one thousand five hundred vitamin and mineral formulas, only a few meet the optimal standard.
The final straw is the use of preservatives, fillers and so-called „flow agents,” such as the notorious magnesium stearate, titanium dioxide or sodium benzoate, as well as many, many others, whose use significantly reduces the value of the product itself. After all, what good is something potentially beneficial if, at the same time, we block its absorption or overload our filters—the liver, kidneys or skin?.
And this is where the original formula comes in, a hit among hits—Grasshopper Cell Food. Freely translating both the name and the content: nourishment for every cell in your body.
The name of the supplement is, of course, no coincidence – grasshopper is indeed the name of our pharmacy, but the guiding idea is that a real grasshopper jumps across a meadow one hundred times higher than its own size because it has enormous reserves of energy. That is why, from the very beginning, our slogan has been „Give yourself a jump start!” – in other words: give yourself a daily boost of energy.
After all, what is the benefit of taking vitamins and minerals if it does not translate into health outcomes and a decidedly better sense of well-being? What sets our flagship product – Grasshopper Cell Food – apart is the addition of so-called „black gold,” which opens the cell to receive the ingredients of this formula. If each component enters the cell to provide the necessary nutrients while also helping to remove toxins, then we have achieved our goal.
President Reagan had a saying: „Trust, but verify.” You, too, can check your blood count after four months of taking Grasshopper Cell Food and gain confidence that it is probably the best nutritional vitamin and mineral supplement.
All ingredients are liquid, in a glass bottle, and the product itself meets the highest standards, including the most important one—Pure Good Manufacturing Practice—which is awarded for ingredient content and composition integrity. It should also be added that all Grasshopper Cell Food ingredients are pure: they contain no heavy metals, no artificial additives, no fillers, no gluten, are not genetically modified, and most importantly—do not contain a single potentially toxic substance.
Just one ounce per day guarantees round-the-clock replenishment of nutritional values. Grasshopper Cell Food contains three hundred and ten ingredients. These include all the vitamins necessary to ensure vital functions, in their purest and most natural form. It contains vitamin A, all B vitamins (of course in methylated form), vitamin C from camu camu fruit, vitamins D3 and K2, and vitamin E.
It also contains all essential minerals, such as calcium, magnesium, zinc, and sulfur in the form of MSM. Grasshopper Cell Food also contains amino acids that produce nitric oxide, which protects veins and arteries, and therefore the heart and the entire circulatory system. It also contains a huge amount of electrolytes and substances that rebuild joints, muscles, and tendons.
A blend of antioxidants from vegetables and fruits, including carotenoids for rebuilding hair, nails and eyes, as well as essential fatty acids. Just one ounce a day (or two tablespoons) of Grasshopper Cell Food contains a complete set of ingredients that is extremely effective in reducing body acidity and regulating the acid-base balance.
One ounce a day gives the body everything necessary to carry out vital functions. This liquid can be added to your favourite shake or smoothie, or you can simply drink two tablespoons and follow it with a glass of pure water – preferably in the morning. The amount of ingredients is sufficient for the body to function properly on a daily basis. However, in more serious crisis situations, it may need to be supplemented with a higher dose of other supplements needed to address a specific condition.
We are pleased to announce that the product is finally ready, has passed all purity and quality tests, and those who have already had the chance to try it assure us that they feel much better. They unanimously say that their search for the perfect supplement to achieve daily balance has finally come to an end with the purchase of Grasshopper Cell Food. So let what is merely a leap for a grasshopper become a milestone towards health for every person taking Grasshopper Cell Food!

All users of the Grasshopper Cell Food formula unanimously say that, above all, they have more energy. They very quickly feel a higher level of energy in their bodies.
And here is an explanation of why this happens: alongside the full range of methylated B-complex vitamins, which are responsible for energy production in the body, the Grasshopper Cell Food formula contains an exceptionally valuable and unique form of vitamin B12 with the little-known name adenosylcobalamin. How does it differ from B12 in the form of methylcobalamin? It differs fundamentally—only this form, adenosylcobalamin, can be used immediately after consumption to produce energy in the cells of our body. I repeat: immediately! And that is unique.
This form cannot be found in any other B-vitamin set. Grasshopper Cell Food is produced exclusively for the Grasshopper pharmacy, i.e. Konik Polny, and is available solely at our two locations and on our website.